As a jet was flying over Loch Ness on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system.

“Coming up on the right, you can see the Loch, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Scotland. It was formed when a glacier swept through this area during the Ice Age.”

From the cabin, a passenger was heard to exclaim, “Wow! It just missed the highway!“