Hide The Honeymoon

As we were pulling up to the hotel, my new wife felt very foolish that she was on her honeymoon. She turned to me and asked, “ what can we do to hide the fact that we are on our honeymoon?” I thought a second and replied, “you carry the …

Flight Delays

People say there’s delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you …